why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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Cancer.

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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