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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

rent a cops

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

osama bin laden is dead

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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