- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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