- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS