What comes after 23? 24.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting constantly tortured for hours non-stop by getting your eyebrows plucked out one by one and getting your teeth pulled out and getting your arms cut open by a razor and getting your nose twisted off and getting your nipples ripped off by a pair of pliers and getting your toenails scraped off by a knife and getting a needle shoved into your eyes and getting a sword stuffed up your arse and getting your penis split in two like a hotdog and getting your balls smashed up by a sledgehammer so the sperm inside goes everywhere. I think that would be worse than dropping a dollar down the drain.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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Question:Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Answer:Because she had no arms or legs. Question:What did little Susie get for Christmas? Answer: a bike, and cancer Question: what did little Susie get next Christmas? Answer: nothing, she didn't live that long... Knock knock Who's there Not little Susie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

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so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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