- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

haha black people :D

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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