Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

It's all Taggart

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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