Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Casey Anthony kills a baby

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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