- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

purple pickles

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

What is green and slow Grass.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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