- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Women's rights.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

a man checks his mypsace

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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