- Anti Joke

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

Detroit has a low crime rate

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.