- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

hi mom

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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