- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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