- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Camerons hair is Curly..

How old are you? 7

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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