Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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www.hurr-durr.com

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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