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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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