- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

roses are red violets should be purple

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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