- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

My spelling is horrible

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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