- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Two women were sitting quietly.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

I don't believe in giraffes.

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