- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Diarrhea

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

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