A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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