- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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