Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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