Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

roses are red violets should be purple

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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