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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Knock knock. Get out!!

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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