- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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