- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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