What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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