- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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