- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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