what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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