What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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What did the car do? CRASH!

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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salad days!

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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