- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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