- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

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