wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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Gay republicans

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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