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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

no really what are ur names?

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave