- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

I am dyslexic

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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