So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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