why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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