- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

you give like i give lomain

Justin Bieber.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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