Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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