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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Ebola

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

the game

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

the NAACP

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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