whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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