How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Equal rights!

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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