- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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