5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

Sloths

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Who wants $300? Me too.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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