What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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