- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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