- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

John Cena

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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