- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

justin beiber sucks

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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