- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

Thats what she said

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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