- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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