- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

like most people my age. im 27

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Your face is hilarious.

Women deserve equal rights.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

A bar walks into a man

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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