What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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