- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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