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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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