- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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