A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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See now, that is because you consider yourself my submissive on a both concious and subconcious level, your body and mind wants me to take care of you. I could say it is because I read minds, but why read minds, when I can create them, why read the future, when you can create it. Finally, lets take a look into the word, nerve endings yes? Not nerve endings baby, its called Suggestion. But seriously though, lets put the word nerve endings on top of the word suggestions again there. Nerve endings, did I mention it works on your butt too? You see, usually you would say no, but you do know that now that I am your master, you do and enjoy as I say? See you baby. Moral: "Feel the grove, I control the way you move"

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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