- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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