- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

A man walks into a bar

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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