- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

What ryhmes with turtle rape

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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