What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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