- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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