There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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Then none of us want to be right.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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Albert your flies undone.

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cory

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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