Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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whats black? the colour

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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N-E Pats never cheated

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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