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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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