Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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