- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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