If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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