Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

what is 3+3= 8

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Your mom is so old she died

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Who's the fastest kid in AA

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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