- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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