- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Women's Rights

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

NEVER

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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