- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

bologna

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Sarah Palin

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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