This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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