- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Your face is hilarious.

Women deserve equal rights.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

A bar walks into a man

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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