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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

An Asian person drove home safely.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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