- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Knock Knock The doors already open

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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