- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

copy me and i will kill you

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Your gay

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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