- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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