RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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