- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

a man walked into a bar....

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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