- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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