- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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