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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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