what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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hi charles lattuca III

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Lil Wayne

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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Anti Joke

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