J?????????????????o??????????????????????k?????????????????????????e?????????????????????????????????????s??????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????o??????????????????????n??????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????y???????????????????????????????????o????????????????????????????????u????????????????????????????????.?????????????????????????????.????????????????????.????????????????????????

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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