What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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whats 7+4? 74

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's half of 8? o

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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