- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

I have suicidal thoughts

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

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