Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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The WNBA

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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