- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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