- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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