I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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An american family is picknicking on the bottom of the ocean. They are eating french fries, big mac's, chicken mc nuggets and drinking coca cola, some slurpies too, all purchased at the local mac donalds near lyndon blvd, in chevy chase near that weird house with the toothless lady that always smiles and then all of a sudden frowns at you, often wearing either a dark green or mint green dress. Spongebob squarepants comes drifting by dead in circular pants and little Sally, their youngest daughter asks a question, which cannot be heard because they're underwater.

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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