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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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Anti Joke

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