*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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