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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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