What comes after 69... Mouthwash

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

your mama's so fat... that's it

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Your so gay, that you like men!

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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