- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

whats 7+4? 74

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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