A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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What do you call an arab ?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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