- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

jd and zach loves vigina

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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