One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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Justin Beiber

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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