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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Anyone can post anything.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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