A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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Women's professional sports

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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