- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Female rights.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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