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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

What do you call a bear. Rob.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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