- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

your face

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

What is green and slow Grass.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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