- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

how do you win a game try your best

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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