womens rights

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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if got a joke if fogot it

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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ur gey

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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Skinny people fart less.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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