how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

why was kade sad? he shit himself

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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