- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

TIMMY

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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