What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Laugh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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