- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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