How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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