How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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Boob

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can you touch your toes? no

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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guess what>? your mum lol

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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N-E Pats never cheated

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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