Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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