- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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