Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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