What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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Q:What does a black guy say when you steal his fried chicken right in front of him? A:"please restrain from taking food that does not belong to you. If you had kindly asked i would have kindly given you some, and right in front of me too! In all my life I've never seen such rudeness and i grew up in the Bronx."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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