- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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