How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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