Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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a older brother and a lil brother have bunk beds, one night the older brother has his gf sneak over, they are going to have sex. he tells his gf, "say lettace for a new positon and say tomato for stop", they start and she screams, "lettace, tomato, lettace, tomato". then the lil brother says " will you guys stop making salad, ur getting mayonase all over my face!!!!"

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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What do you call an arab ?

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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