- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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