What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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