- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Go away still nothing to see

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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