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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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