- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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