- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

A fat guy!

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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