- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

I literally died laughing

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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