- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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