- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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