- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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