- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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