whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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Anyone can post anything.

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What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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