- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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