- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

My three children are three big mistakes.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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