Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Skrillex.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

I agree to the terms and conditions

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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